you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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