That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Randomize