God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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