so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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