You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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