after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
