you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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