the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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