How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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