you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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