is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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