return my video game
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Can I color on your dick again?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Randomize
