Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
