this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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