just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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