whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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