God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I have post one night stand depression
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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