He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
