we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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