Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Can you bring me the toilet please
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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