as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
