You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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