Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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