i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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