y did u give ur computer a hand job?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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