I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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