Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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