Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Your cock deserves a montage
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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