ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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