Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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