Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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