Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The beers last night were like the tears from god
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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