Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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