And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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