She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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