Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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