need another drink. this is the easiest way
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize
