Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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