whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
A+ Viking dick
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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