STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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