Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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