So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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