Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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