trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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