If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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