How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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