Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
not ubering you a puppy
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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