You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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