Me too!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
