after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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