I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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