i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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